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About This Game ABOUT THIS GAME:Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?This game features:Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!Awesome Boss Battles!Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)"Herbs"... !... And a Phuk-Ton More! 1075eedd30 Title: Metal as PhukGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, StrategyDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2017 Metal As Phuk Download Direct Link metal as phuk review. metal as phuk. metal as phuk walkthrough When I bought this game, as part of a super-cheap bundle, I wasn't expecting much. RPG Maker graphics? Indie? Single-man team? I figured it'd be a painful cringefest. I was utterly wrong. This game is fantastic. The gameplay is fun, and smooth once you figure out the fairly classic mechanics. The graphics are nostalgic sprites, and the enemies, attacks, and locations are varied.But where this game really stands out are in the areas of soundtrack and dialogue. The battle themes are absolutely pulse-pounding, to the point where I am WAY too into the fight...and its just a turn-based battle. Top notch. And like I said, the dialogue, the exploration popups? Perfection. Great jokes and an easy sense of humor make it a riot, and the dialogue in this game has made laugh on days when nothing else could.In the end, I only have one real problem with this game, and that's the painful fact that I've only been able to spend nine hours on it. I cannot recommend this game enough. Thanks, Crankage. Stay Metal, as ♥♥♥♥.. i like game. game is fun and has lots of ha ha's. smonk wed? den you rub dis. Just finished the game, and I really enjoyed it. Was entertaining the whole way through, and kept me glued into the story. The game play and combat was great aswell, with awesome music, witty banter, and lots of content. The only downside is that it could have been a little bit longer. I was definitely left with wanting more, and will be keeping tabs for the next game!. Well, after reading all the praise in comments/reviews I expected much more..So, here what you get: pretty basic yet sufficient game mechanics, lively characters, not mind-blowing but pretty entertaining dialogues, about 4-6 hours of gameplay. Conclusion: decent game for its price, just don't expect an epiphany from it, like I did. :). 1.4 hours played and just about to enter the mines. I would like to say I am a metal fan but i haven't gotten a single reference nor heard an abundance of metal, but think not it is a sign of weakness OH NO! This game is wonderfully nostalgic of my childhood game Zelda Link's Awakening.I am enjoying the story, the witty lines and characters are charming. Before I thought it was going to be very nonsensical character banter, cheesy metal puns, and really be without any immersion at all, but I am really digging into the story as just a normal fantasy RPG. Non-metalheads will love this game just like Worshipers of Satin!Suggestions, at the beginning I thought the controls could have been communicated alot faster, like an image of a keyboard with the letters and what they do, then an image of a controller and the same. Part of me wants the exploration experience notifications to go away as it is just one more button to press before I can move on, but I like that I get rewarded. Possibly put the reward into the description like (+6 Exploration XP!) instead of a whole nother window.Also realize you probably don't give a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665cause the game is complete, so \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665! Probably going to keep playing tomorrow and then possibly the other games. Even if I don't play them, they will get installed and opened so I can review them. Cause CrankageGames is a good hooman and deserves it. New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon!: I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!- Crankage Games. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!: Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!. New Bonus Trailer + A Big Thank You!: A lot of time has been spent. A lot of work has been put in, but the trailer is finally complete and on the store page!Thank you to everyone who has supported the game along the way! Whether it has been with shoutouts, advertising on your social media pages, in discord servers, sharing with your friends, streaming the game live, making youtube videos, and especially to those who have enjoyed the game enough to leave such kind words in the reviews.You are truly what determines the success of the games we create! We owe you all a BIG thank you, and we have something very special we're working on in our next game to show appreciation for those who have supported the project and continue to support the project even now!Truly and wholeheartedly, Thank you.- Crankage Games. Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale is live!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Is live!You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon!- Crankage Games. Deported: Drain the Swamp now available on Google Play!: Hello everyone!Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en- Crankage Games. As a Token of Gratitude...: As a token of my appreciation for all of the amazing support that you've all shown over the course of MaP, as well as the continued support that new players bring in, I've decided to add in a fair amount of characters into the next game being released by Crankage Games that are meant to represent those who helped along the way!If you've done something to support the game in any way:1. Thank you SO much, I really do appreciate the positive support you've given, (And the positive support that is still yet to come from those of you who are just joining the group!)2. Don't be surprised if you see your names in the next game as a character or part of the storyline!The next game will be a 3 part episodic comedy adventure that will not only make you laugh, but hopefully do a good job at honoring those who continue to support Crankage Games along the way!3. Episode 1 is nearly finished and will be releasing as soon as possible! Episode 2 is also being fleshed out as we speak, and Episode 3 will follow soon after! (There's still room for characters to be added to the mix as the story was written with a handful of placeholder names for the time being, so if you don't see your name in Episode 1, that doesn't mean you won't in Episode 2 and 3!) I want to be sure to give back to the community that made all of this possible, as MaP is now sold in over 90 different countries around the world! I really could not have done this without you!Thank you!- Crankage Games